I’m totally innocent, all she did was suck my…

Body like a Lexus,

With pink leather seats,

She gets from 0 to 60,

In the time it takes you to blink,

She works on a king size,

With Versace sheets,

And everybody wants a taste,

But they can't afford her drinks.

Except for the kingpins,

The political elite,

Cause they'll pay anything,

As long as she's discreet.

Some say loose lips sink ships,

But she's tight as a vice grip,

Tall blonde honey,

With a bag o' hush money,

From the big boys in her file,

Red or Blue,

she don't give a shit,

As long as you can pay for it,

Tall blonde honey,

With government funding,

And the president on speed dial.

Keeps a list of politicians,

And everything they like,

God knows the walls in her room,

Have seen kinks of every kind,

She'll do the shit that they're ashamed of,

For an IOU,

Cause she knows favors get you further,

When they're twisted 'round a public servant's truth.

Some say loose lips sink ships,

But she's tight as a vice grip,

Tall blonde honey,

With a bag o' hush money,

From the big boys in her file,

Red or Blue,

she don't give a shit,

As long as you can pay for it,

Tall blonde honey,

With government funding,

And the president on speed dial,

Tall blonde honey.

Her puppets think they're in control,

Forgetting just how much she knows,

Enough dirt to bury any king,

Yeah, she's the one who pulls the strings.

Some say loose lips sink ships,

But she's tight as a vice grip,

Tall blonde honey,

With a bag o' hush money,

From the big boys in her file,

Red or Blue,

she don't give a shit,

As long as you can pay for it,

Tall blond honey,

With government funding,

And the president on speed dial,

Tall blonde honey