champagne problems

Written by Taylor Swift and William Bowery

You booked the night train

For a reason

So you could sit there in this hurt

Bustling crowds or silent sleepers

Youre not sure which is worse

Because I dropped your hand while dancing

Left you out there standing

Crestfallen on the landing

Champagne problems

Your moms ring in your pocket

My picture in your wallet

Your heart was glass I dropped it

Champagne problems

You told your family for a reason

You couldnt keep it in

Your sister splashed out on the bottle

Now no ones celebrating

Dom Perignon you brought it

No crowd of friends applauded

Your hometown skeptics called it

Champagne problems

You had a speech youre speechless

Love slipped beyond your reaches

And I couldnt give a reason

Champagne problems

Your Midas touch on the Chevy door

November flush and your flannel cure

This dorm was once a madhouse

I made a joke well its made for me how

Evergreen our group of friends

Dont think well say that word again

And soon theyll have the nerve to deck the halls

that we once walked through

One for the money two for the show

I never was ready

So I watch you go

Sometimes you just dont know the answer

Til someones on their knees and asks you

She wouldve made such a lovely bride

What a shame shes fucked in the head

They said

But youll find the real thing instead

Shell patch up your tapestry that I shred

And hold your hand while dancing

Never leave you standing

Crestfallen on the landing

With champagne problems

Your moms ring in your pocket

Her picture in your wallet

And you wont remember all my

Champagne problems

You wont remember all my

Champagne problems