You said you've got a quandary

That's brought you to your knees

And that you don't know where to go

I said so nonchalantly

I've got the expertise

Though I detest braggadocio

You said that's fine

I've been a-waitin' for someone

Who could lend a hand and intervene

I said let's go though

I admit I do not know

Maybe we should

Have it painted green

We've got a three-phase plan

We're in a real dash now

I've let my staffer know I'm free

I'm not quite sure

If it's a star or a cash cow

But I know I like camaraderie

I said that's fine

I've been a-waitin' for someone

Who could lend a hand and intervene

I said let's go though

I admit I do not know

Maybe we should

Have it painted green

I'll say it all in PowerPoint

It's really easier than speech

And on the day that we are done

We can relax on the beach

I said that's fine

I've been a-waitin' for someone

Who could lend a hand and intervene

I said let's go though

I admit I do not know

I think that I've been painted green

I said that's fine

I've been a-waitin' for someone

Who could lend a hand

And intervene

I said let's go though

I admit I do not know

I think that I've been painted green

I said that's fine

I've been a-waitin' for someone

Who could lend a hand and intervene

I said let's go though

I admit I do not know

I think that I've been painted green

I said that's fine

I've been a-waitin' for someone

Who could lend a hand and intervene