Packing up my car,

Took the family on the road,

Upta camp in the great white north,

Driving past state lines, I read the sign...

Welcome to the great state of Maine,

You can’t get there from here.

This is Maine,

You can’t get there from here.

Lobster boiling in the pot,

Seafood chowder in my bowl,

Blueberry vodka in my cup,

The great white north mountain tops.

Upta camp, we’re having fun,

Bar Harbor, belly-up drunk.

Sipping Moxie and whiskey in my cup,

Only trouble is..

This is Maine,

You can’t get there from here.

This is Maine,

You can’t get there from here.

Maine built the first ships in the USA,

First naval battle of the Revolutionary War.

Maine was the first to fight for our country at sea,

All while we were sipping Moxie,

Mixed with whiskey and rum.

‘Cause this is Maine,

You can’t get there from here.

This is Maine,

You can’t get there from here.

Playing games with the flatlanders,

When they ask for directions, we send them outsiders

Straight to Mount Katahdin,

Into the abyss of the great white north mountains.

If it gets cold, just put on a jacket and keep on driving.

If Donn Fendler did it, then so can you, outsider.

Go on and get going.

‘Cause this is Maine,

You can’t get there from here.

This is Maine,

You can’t get there from here.

‘Cause this is Maine,

You can’t get there from here.

In Maine,

You can’t get there from here.

‘Cause this is Maine,

You can’t get there from here.

This is Maine,

You can’t get there from here.

This is Maine,

You can’t get there from here.