[Chorus

Poor little Jimmy

You worked yourself to death

Now your widow's in the Bahamas with sugar daddy Ken

My poor dear Jimmy

We should have been like them

Now that you're gone

I'm sad and all alone

[Verse

Poor little Jimmy

I told you that promotion wasn't worth it

But you just kept selling another ten percent

My poor dear Jimmy

I tried to get you to stay home

Once you went upstairs

Now you don't even have a phone

[Chorus

Poor little Jimmy

You worked yourself to death

Now your widow's in the Bahamas with sugar daddy Ken

My poor dear Jimmy

We should have been like them

'Cause now that you're gone

I'm sad and all alone

[Bridge

We coulda gone broke

We coulda learned to surf

Gone out west and bought a little farm

Work can wait

[Verse

Poor little Jimmy

I hope you took your headphones

I hope you still get a Sunday with the sports

Don't let St. Pete

Get you to volunteer

You're far too young to be the washroom convertisseur

[Chorus

Poor little Jimmy

You worked yourself to death

Now your widow's in the Bahamas with sugar daddy Ken

My poor dear Jimmy

We should have been like them

'Cause now that you're gone

I'm sad and all alone