I’m invincible, I swear

Nothing can hurt you when you just don’t care

Got a chip on my shoulder ‘bout getting older

I’ve had to learn to wear

I’m invisible, I know

Nobody wonders about where I go

I’m in love with the mystery, makes me feel gritty

When I decide to show

And I know it’s not very hard

Being content where you are

I guess I’ll go back to the drawing board

I think I know that this is calling for a side plot

It’s the only chance that I’ve got

‘Cause if I could make a movie

Someone prettier would play me

I wouldn’t call it a test of my faith

I’m moving on from believing in fate

I know it’s wrong to be so out of phase

I think I’ve gone and gotten written out of my own play

I’m professional

I swear

Sometimes it all just seems a bit unfair

I got gaps in the system, where’s all the wisdom?

Guess I’m just unprepared

I’m amicable

I know

Nodding my head at every tale of woe

I’m a loyal companion holding your hand while

Fghting the undertow

And I know it’s not very hard

Being content where you are

I guess I’ll wish upon a shooting star

I think I know that this is calling for a side plot

It’s the only chance that I’ve got

‘Cause if I could make a movie

Someone prettier would play me

I wouldn’t call it a test of my faith

I’m moving on from believing in fate

I know it’s wrong to be so out of phase

I think I’ve gone and gotten written out of my own play