[00:01.34]EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!!!
[00:07.50]RASPUTIN
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[00:11.26]STALIN!!
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[00:13.72]（Rasputin） Cool moustache Wario.
[00:15.11]try messing withthe Mad Monk.You'll be sorry, yo.
[00:17.25]How many dictators does it take
[00:19.13]To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states?
[00:20.88]It's a disgrace what you did to your own people
[00:23.79]You daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil.
[00:27.04]You're from Georgia sweet Georgia
[00:28.57]And the history books unfold ya.
[00:30.22]As a messed up mutha ***** bent in the mind.
[00:32.02]Who built as uperpower,but he paid the price
[00:33.75]With the endless destruction of Russian lives
[00:35.45]If you're the man of steel I spit kryptonite
[00:37.15]Big **** my stick nown to hypnotize
[00:38.77]I could end you with a whisper to your wife
[00:40.83](Stalin)Lock into my eyes you perverted witch
[00:43.22]See the soul of the man who made mother Russia his *****
[00:46.88]you think I give a **** about my wife?
[00:49.27]My own son got locked up in prison
[00:51.91]And I didn't save his life
[00:53.61]you got off easy when they pickled that moose cock
[00:55.31]I'd leave your neck in a noose in a treach and shot
[00:57.11]Your whole family,shot
[00:57.97]All your wizard friends,shot
[00:58.81]Anyone who sold you pierogi,shot
[01:00.61]Starve you for days til you waste away
[01:02.58]I even crush mother ******* when I'm laid in state
[01:03.84]Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture
[01:05.61]Drop the hammer on your harder than I ***** slapped Hitler
[01:07.66]（Lenin）I have no pride for you
[01:09.73]who ruined everything my revolution.was doing to stop the bourgeoisie
[01:13.75]I fought the bondage of classes.
[01:15.27]The proletariat masses have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses
[01:20.30]Let me start with you there, Frankenstein.
[01:22.36]Looking like something out of R.L Stine
[01:24.16]It's hiphop chowder red over white
[01:25.77]Cause the Tsar'swife can't do **** tonight
[01:27.48]And Joseph you were supposed to be my right hand man
[01:30.47]but your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand man
[01:33.97]Our whole future was bright you let your heart grow dark
[01:37.04]And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx
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[01:46.26]Yo, I'm the host with the most glasnost
[01:48.13]Assholes made a mess and the war got cold
[01:51.04]Shookhands with both Ronalds （
[01:52.66]Reagan and McDonald's
[01:54.01]No doubt
[01:54.87]If your name en with 'in' time to get out
[01:57.18]I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance playa
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[02:02.63]You two need yoga,
[02:04.01]you need a shower
[02:05.44]And you all need to learn how to handle real power
[02:09.55]（Putin）Did somebody say real power?
[02:12.02]Да. You want to mess with me?
[02:15.36]I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats
[02:18.42]Blow it up like a tuba
[02:20.13]While I'm balling in Cuba
[02:21.85]Doing judo moves and schoolingevery Communist сука
[02:25.16]I'm a president in my prime my enemies don't distract me
[02:28.92]The last man who attacked me lived a half-life
[02:31.30]So comrade come at me
[02:32.75]You don't know what you're doing
[02:33.60]When you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin
[02:35.83]You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-СССР