Guy comes up to me while standing out the front door of a bar

Asks for a spare dart

I said nah, but i think they sell durries in that japanese star mart

Behind the westfield carpark

He proceeds to explain to me that the pyramid conspiracy and how it all has something to do with 5g

I can’t be fucked googling that

It must be sweaty always wearing that

TIN FOIL HAT

TIN FOIL HAT

Satellite feed internet connection

TIN FOIL HAT

TIN FOIL HAT

I know about government data retention

TIN FOIL HAT

TIN FOIL HAT

Hoping for alien intervention

Tin foil hat

Tin foil hat

Tin foil hat

THE EARTH IS FLAT!!!!!!

I'm in the line waiting to buy groceries

And the guy behind me has a snide look in his eye

He scoffs at what i've decided to buy and informs me of the dangers gmos and pesticides

He hits me with some fact he learned to recite and it's too hard to be sure if he's wrong or right

I cant be fucked googling that

It must be sweaty always wearing that

Chorus

Bridge

Flat flat flat flat

Blocked in and im copping an ear full

Flat flat flat flat

Locked out of galactic intel

Flat flat flat flat

I just want a dart so just cut the chit chat

Flat flat flat flat

It must be sweaty always wearing that