Elphie now that we're friends
Elphie 既然我们是朋友
I've decided to make you my new project
那么你就是我的下一个目标
You really don't have to do that
你真的不用这么做
I know that's what makes me so nice
我知道 我就是这样一个好人
Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I
每当我看见比我不幸的人
And let's face it
不过说实话
Who isn't less fortunate than I
谁能比我更幸运呢
My tender heart tends to start to bleed
我柔弱的心就开始流血
And when someone needs a makeover
当有人需要彻底改变
I simply have to take over
我实在不得不亲自接管
I know I know
我知道 我知道
Exactly what they need
他们真正需要什么
And even in your case
即使连你也不例外
Though it's the toughest
虽然这是我遇到的
Case I've yet to face
最困难的情况
Don't worry I'm determined to succeed
别担心 我一定会成功的
Follow my lead
跟着我的指引
And yes indeed
这是真的
You will be
你会变得
Popular
备受欢迎
You're gonna be popular
你会变得备受欢迎
I'll teach you the proper poise
我会教你与男孩交谈时
When you talk to boys
如何摆出正确的姿势
Little ways to flirt and flounce
如何调情耍脾气
Ooh
I'll show you what shoes to wear
我会教你该怎么穿衣服
How to fix your hair
怎么整理头发
Everthing that really counts to be
和所有有用的事情
Popular
备受欢迎
I'll help you be popular
我会帮你变得万众瞩目
You'll hang with the right cohorts
你会和正确的人为伍
You'll be good at sports
体育将成为你的强项
Know the slang you've got to know
你会知道那些必知的时髦俚语
So let's start
所以我们赶快开始吧
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go
因为你还有很长的路要走
Don't be offended by my frank analysis
别被我直白的分析冒犯
Think of it as personality dialysis
把它当做一种性格剖析吧
Now that I've chosen to become a pal
既然我已经选择做你的朋友
A sister and advisor
姐妹和顾问
There's nobody wiser
没有人比我更聪明
Not when it comes to
没有人比我更了解
Popular
如何受欢迎
I know about popular
我知道如何变得万众瞩目
And with an assist from me
有了我的帮助
To be who you'll be
你就有无限可能
Instead of dreary who you were
你将不再是从前那个无趣的你
Well are
你会成为更好的人
There's nothing that can stop you
任何事都无法阻止你
From becoming populer
阻止你变得万众瞩目
Lar
万众瞩目
La la la la
We're gonna make you popular
我们会让你万众瞩目
When I see depressing creatures
当我看见意志消沉的人们
With unprepossessing features
貌不惊人 毫无魅力
I remind them on their own behalf
我就得提醒他们
To think of
去动脑想想
Celebrated heads of state
那些有名的国家元首
Or specially great communicators
或者特别伟大的领袖们
Did they have brains or knowledge
他们有脑子有知识么
Don't make me laugh
别逗我了
They were popular
他们只是受欢迎罢了
Please
拜托
It's all about popular
全都因为名气而已
It's not about aptitude
无关聪明才智
It's the way you're viewed
关键在于你的看法
So it's very shrewd to be
所以变得受欢迎
Very very popular
是件很精明的事
Like me
就像我一样
Why Miss Elphaba
为什么 Elphaba小姐
Look at you You're beautiful
看看你 你多么美丽
I have to go
我得走了
You're welcome
不用谢了
And though you protest
虽然你不赞同
Your disinterest
你不感兴趣
I know clandestinely
但我其实知道
You're gonna grin and bare it
你会开怀大笑
Your new found popularity
当你备受欢迎
Ah
La la la la
You'll be popular
你会变得备受欢迎
Just not quite as popular as me
只是没有我那么受欢迎
