Changing lanes while turning Vaping, while overtaking You Christchurch drivers think you know everything My car, my music The Magic stays on Headlights stuck on high beam They dip for no one Minor traffic offences So dangerous I only obey the laws of physics Bad boy Calvin pissing on baby onboard I hit the bumps at 35 and I toot when I see a horse Only a fool breaks the 2-second rule Well I guess I'm a fool Tells all your friends and your family When I take a ride, I belt up slowly Minor traffic offences So dangerous I only obey the laws of physics Minor traffic offences So dangerous I only obey the laws of physics