Would you like to go for a drink of gin? I really don't mind what bar it's in Just sit back and try to relax Don't think about your council tax I don't want to be alone So I'm staring at my phone To find the best there ever was Tell me about your favourite meals And How you think you look good in heels Do I care about your favourite tunes It's important to me, so I really do I don't want to be alone So I'm staring at my phone To find the best there ever was Many pretenders have come and gone away Cus they can't cope with the way I hope And I don't like that they all smoke