Swipe right, swipe left, oh what a mess, Profile pics all shiny, but promises are less, My heart is a taco, served with a side of lies, But I’m still in pajamas, scrolling 'til I cry. Dating apps and bad naps, rolling in my dreams, Swiping through the nonsense, lost in all my schemes, Messages like marshmallows, sweet but hard to chew, I’m dating my cat while I snooze my way through! Dating apps and bad naps, rolling in my dreams, Swiping through the nonsense, lost in all my schemes, Messages like marshmallows, sweet but hard to chew, I’m dating my cat while I snooze my way through! Matched with a guy who claims he’s Thor, But all I see’s a weirdo eating chips on the floor, He texts me in riddles, like a fortune teller’s curse, “Let’s meet at the taco stand or I’ll turn into a verse!” Dating apps and bad naps, making me go wild, Fell asleep on a date with a new-found child, Held hands with a pillow, while dreaming of a feast, He said, “I’m the one!” but his breath smelled like yeast! Dating apps and bad naps, making me go wild, Fell asleep on a date with a new-found child, Held hands with a pillow, while dreaming of a feast, He said, “I’m the one!” but his breath smelled like yeast! Emoji cocktails, where do I begin? Flirty penguins dancing, that sure is a win, But I woke from my snooze with drool on my shirt, And texted the wrong guy, “I think you’re the dirt!” Dating apps and bad naps, oh what a silly ride, Swiping through a zoo where the animals collide, Maybe I’ll settle for a date with my snack, Chips and salsa always have my back! Dating apps and bad naps, oh what a silly ride, Swiping through a zoo where the animals collide, Maybe I’ll settle for a date with my snack, Chips and salsa always have my back!