There are squirrels in the walls There are definitely squirrels in the walls I can hear them and you tell me There are squirrels in the walls There's a dead bug in my coffee cup There's a dead bug in my coffee cup I almost ate it, when I drank it The coffee in my coffee cup I think your hair's clogging the shower drain I think your hair's clogging the shower drain It's much longer than my hair, I believe it is your hair That's clogging up the shower drain Someone's out in the hall Someone's walking really loud in the hall These walls are too thin, I don't know who it is But they're walking really loud in the hall The dryer downstairs is broke And there's a smell coming out of the fridge There's dishes in the sink and there's cups by the bed And our clothes are all over the floor Waking up every day I love waking up with you every day Though it ain't always fun, when the day is all done I'll be waking up with you the next day