[00:14.00]Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
[00:18.00]I got the feeling that something ain't right
[00:22.00]I'm so scared, in case I fall off my chair
[00:26.00]And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
[00:30.00]Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
[00:34.00]Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
[00:38.00]Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
[00:42.00]And I'm wondering what it is I should do
[00:46.00]It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
[00:49.00]Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place
[00:54.00]Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
[00:57.00]Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
[01:01.00]Well, you started off with nothing
[01:03.00]And you're proud that you're a self-made man
[01:09.00]And your friends, they all come crawlin'
[01:11.00]Slap you on the back and say, a?Please, pleasea�?
[01:29.00]Trying to make some sense of it all
[01:32.00]But I can see it makes no sense at all
[01:36.00]Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
[01:40.00]Well, I don't think that I can take anymore
[01:45.00]Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
[01:48.00]Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
[02:15.00]Well, you started out with nothing
[02:17.00]And you're proud that you're a self-made man
[02:23.00]And your friends, they all come crawlin'
[02:25.00]Slap you on the back and say, a�?Please, pleasea�?
[02:42.00]Yeah, I don't know why I came here tonight
[02:46.00]I got the feeling that something ain't right
[02:50.00]I'm so scared, in case I fall off my chair
[02:54.00]And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
[02:58.00]Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
[03:02.00]Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
[03:05.00]Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
[03:10.00]Stuck in the middle with you
[03:14.00]Here I am, stuck in the middle with you