Flibbity-flob, she flutters at night,

With a glittery wand, oh what a sight!

But if she comes sneakin' for teeth and for dough,

You’d better be watchin' your gumdrops, oh no!

Never trust a tooth fairy, wiggly giggly spree,

She’ll trade you for candy, then vanish like a bee!

Sippin’ on sprinkles and crunchin’ on fluff,

She’ll swipe all your pennies and leave you with tough!

Never trust a tooth fairy, wiggly giggly spree,

She’ll trade you for candy, then vanish like a bee!

Sippin’ on sprinkles and crunchin’ on fluff,

She’ll swipe all your pennies and leave you with tough!

Zippity-zap, she dances on dreams,

Collecting those molars, or so it seems!

With a snicker and snort, she zips out of sight,

But check under your pillow; she might take a bite!

Never trust a tooth fairy, wiggle with delight,

She’ll swap out your pearlies for pickles in the night!

Jiggle-jangle, beware of her scheme,

She’s a sneaky little sprite with a glittery beam!

Never trust a tooth fairy, wiggle with delight,

She’ll swap out your pearlies for pickles in the night!

Jiggle-jangle, beware of her scheme,

She’s a sneaky little sprite with a glittery beam!

Flibbity-flobbity, froosh and a flake,

She'll whisk off your teeth with a twist and a shake.

Toothpaste and rainbows are part of her game,

But trust me, my friend, it won’t end the same!

Never trust a tooth fairy, no matter the lure,

She’ll charm you with stories, but they’re never quite pure!

With a wink and a giggle, she’ll vanish like fog,

Leaving nothing but glitter and a sad old dog!

Never trust a tooth fairy, no matter the lure,

She’ll charm you with stories, but they’re never quite pure!

With a wink and a giggle, she’ll vanish like fog,

Leaving nothing but glitter and a sad old dog!

So listen here kiddos, take heed of my rhymes,

Keep your teeth close and don’t fall for her crimes!

Tooth fairy shenanigans, so wild and absurd,

Trust your own bristles, they're better assured!