[Verse 1

They said, “Build it fast, make it clean, make it shine!”

But the deadline’s yesterday, and I’m losing my mind.

The client’s got demands, oh, they’re out of control,

“Can you make it run faster... but on a potato?”

[Pre-Chorus

Debugging all night, the caffeine’s running dry,

Stack Overflow’s my bestie, and I won’t deny.

[Chorus

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature, baby,

The code works fine... on my machine, maybe.

Spin that circle, loading forever,

AI’s here but it ain’t so clever.

Code blues, yeah, I got the code blues!

[Verse 2

The boss wants AI to solve world peace,

But my model’s like, “Nah, I’m taking a sleep.”

The data is a mess, full of errors and bias,

Now my neural net’s as clueless as Midas.

[Pre-Chorus

3 AM, I’m still here in the zone,

“Can’t we just rebuild it?” (Please, leave me alone!)

[Chorus

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature, baby,

The deploy’s down, but who’s going crazy?

Cloud costs rising, crying on the floor,

The client wants updates, “Can you add more?”

Code blues, yeah, I got the code blues!

[Bridge (Rap Part)

Yo, boss walks in like “Make it work by noon,”

But the server just crashed, we’re all doomed.

Data’s a mess, “Is this cat or a chair?”

But they’re yelling, “Fix it!” (Bro, it’s unfair!)

Pull request wars, who’s the king of Git?

Merge conflicts hit and I’m ready to quit.

But we’ll push through, ‘cause that’s what we do,

Programmers unite, yeah, we’re the glue!

[Chorus

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature, baby,

The code works fine... on my machine, maybe.

Spin that circle, loading forever,

AI’s here but it ain’t so clever.

Code blues, yeah, I got the code blues!

[Outro

So here’s to the nights with no sleep,

And the dreams of code bugs that creep.

We laugh, we cry, we fix, we move,

Programmers’ life, always in the groove.

Code blues, yeah, I got the code blues!