I‘ll plead the fifth
Of Jack again
When I go out tonight
They say
I was drunk
I threw a punch
I called some big old bouncer dumb
He kicked me out
I snuck back inside
And that’s how I got these 2 black eyes
I got lonely
Called my ex
Said can I come over?
She said I guess
So I called a Lyft
He picked me up
About halfway there I blew some chunks
He kicked me out on Cherry Street
About that time I saw blue lights blink
Said you can’t be here
Can’t sleep here
So I went to the Quik Mart and bought a beer
Went back to where that cop was parked
And I poured that High Life on his car
And he put me in the back with a dude named Mark
Wound up at the station and here we are
When I see that judge at 8am
I know my rights
And I’ll tell him
I’ll plead the fifth
I did some shit
When I was drunk last night
I raised some hell
I posted bail
But I won’t testify
It all went South
And I ain’t proud
But a good time ain’t no crime
I plead the fifth
Of Jack again
When I go out tonight
So I called my brother
He got me out
Said sleep it off there on my couch
About 4 o’clock it was happy hour
And I’ve always been a sucker for a whiskey sour
I thought I’d have just one then
Somehow two turned into ten
And I thought “oh hell here we go again”
And some pretty girl gave me a grin
We stumbled into some different place
Right about that time I saw my face
On a poster up on the wall
Said “don’t serve this guy alcohol”
Then she asked me “hey ain’t that you
What the hell’d you do?”
I’ll plead the fifth
I did some shit
When I was drunk last night
I raised some hell
I posted bail
But I won’t testify
It all went south
And I ain’t proud
But a good time ain’t no crime
I plead the fifth
Of Jack again
When I go out tonight
That’s my story
And I’m sticking to it
Don’t know what I did
But I didn’t do it
I’ll plead the fifth
I did some shit
When I was drunk last night
I raised some hell
I posted bail
But I won’t testify
It all went south
And I ain’t proud
But a good time ain’t no crime
I plead the fifth
Of Jack again
When I go out tonight
It all went south
And I ain’t proud
But a good time ain’t no crime
I plead the fifth
Of Jack again
When I go out tonight
