I really really really

Want a Finnish Santa

I really really really

Want a Finnish Santa

I'm the Real Finnish Santa

Joulupukki

I'll fill your stocking

And take your cookie

With a Finnish accent

Hyvvee Joulua

What's your name?

Joulupukki

I already told ya'

Lapland, where I'm from

We have REAL snow

I go all around the world

Yellin Ho Ho Ho!

I treat the ladies with respect

Lil' naughty but nice

Clean up your act Kringle

That's my advice!

I'm Santa Claus, St. Nicholas

The Big Man in Red

Belting outta jolly tune

Finna get stuck in your head

Weihnachtsmann, Sinterklas

I go by many names

I'm the reason Rudolph wins

At the Reindeer Games

I'm from Korvatunturi

That's in Finland

My elves hook me up with

Every single name brand

There's a beard on my chin

Magic in my soul

The fuck's a tunturikorva

Bitch, I'm from the North Pole!

Sleigh bells ringing

Balls are swinging

Here, the children sing

Hear the jingle in your ear

That's my Christmas King

Last time you left me wanting more

Been waiting for a year

Can't believe how good

I've been

Who'll bring my Christmas

Cheer this year?

I come down the chimney

You come through the front door

The kids are excited

Huddled up on the floor

There's a big line

Forming at the shopping mall

See? We're not so different after all!

How about next year

We're teaming up together?

Make the world a better place

Bringing joy forever

So what's our go