Space Hoes - Danger Doom
Written by：Burton/Dumile/KPM
I don't believe this
I get rid of those two evil maniacs
Trying to ruin my show and I get two evil guests
Who are trying to ruin my show
Feh just who came up with the stupid idea of giving
Space ghost the talk show in the first place
How they gave his own show to Tad Ghostal
Any given second he could go mad postal
Stay wavin' that power band space cannon
And had the nerve to jump in the face of Race Bannon
Punked out luckily he detonate it
Guess who just smothered whose credited with editing it
He meant molter the cop out
And have no other career choice he dropped out
Since when the Wayouts included Zorak
Way back he used to rub his thorax in Borax
I'm not the one who sold him to it
If he won't admit it I'm not gonna hold him to it
It's all love and no hate though
For all that he really need to get his own late show
Do a monologue and jest with the guests
Madlib switch the beat and walk him to the desk
With Danger holding down the control room
Late again returning from commercial
I told you Doom early hes on BPT
Catch him on public access free TV
And we're back on the air with Brak so Brak
How you're man got a show that's so wack What
Have you ever thought to work with Earl Ignignat and them
Do you got enough oxygen from this toxic phlegm
Another sec his neck woulda caught flames
Mouse switch the screen to some hot dames
Tonights audience received big screen video games
And fifteen seconds of fame pitiful aims
It's just a shame
Zoning competing for the same prime time slot as Conan
No dummy Ichigawa announcement free lunch to any stunt
Who lets me plow her in
The shower for a hour the kids supposed
To be sleep
Or else join us sound like Road Runner beep beep
Later this week Big Ben Klingon
After him there's no one else we could afford to bring on
Keep it ghetto and let 'em know
B Y O B from the get go
I'd like to propose a toast to the grossest host
Space ho's coast to coast that
Destructor ray's a played out gag
And that cape and the pantsuit looking like a straight out
Dag don't mean to sound crunchy
Hit a honey from the back and
Crumpled up her scrunchy
A light snack hungry munchy
Felt a funny hunch and then she told me
Donkey punch me
Tomorrow is Father Guido Sarducci
Father MC and Charo coochie coochie
With her new bestseller who you call a Hoochie
Proud sponsor of the Snoochie Boochie Noochies
Look Leela eyeball to eyeballs and find out
How they get inside those sugar pie walls
Our next guest a real cutie specimen
And she's starting to get a little booty Miss Judy Jetson
So Judy boxers briefs or fig leaf
As you know I wear my boxers over my big
Cue the rapper tell him to bring what little he got
Up against Villy he's really not diddley squat
Until they head hurt
When it come to wreck cruisers like them dudes
Are red shirts off Star Trek ke Kirk he Spock he McCoy
Been B-boy since you jerks first squeezed toys
Born to be the host with the most
When it's on it's on
Space ho's coast to coast
You think I'm just gonna hand over my show to you
Doom have you lost your f**king mind
Listen I'm not gonna hand my show over to you
You know why
Because it's my show mine not yours
Space ghost it ain't Doom coast to coast
Yeah yeah sure here are the keys to the show
Why don't you drive for awhile
Yeah America's craving some Doom here you go
