I don't remember putting this on my Christmas list

A parking ticket on my Chevrolet

I went out to pick you up a Christmas gift

And stopped to get some coco on the way

And now I owe a fifty to the city

I don't remember asking old Saint Nick for this

The shower's leaking and I can't make it stop

I called my landlord hoping they would handle it

But I don't know I guess their phone is off

Things don't always go your way

Even on your favorite holiday

Sometimes the turkey dries out in the oven

And no matter how fast you're shovellin'

Snow keeps covering the floor

I guess that's what snow is for

I don't remember putting this on my Christmas list

Wrapping presents with the tv on

Someone rang the doorbell and I answered it

It was seven strangers singing me a song

sayin'

\"Things don't always go your way

Even on your favorite holiday

Sometimes the turkey dries out in the oven

And no matter how fast you're shovellin'

Snow keeps covering the floor\"

I guess that's what snow is for

Things don't always go your way

Even on your favorite holiday

Sometimes the turkey dries out in the oven

And no matter how fast you're shovellin'

Snow keeps covering the floor