Hey there Santa

How've you been?

I've been good, just queefing again

I've got a wish

It's just for you

But I gotta know if Mrs. Claus comes through

Does she fist your hole

Under the mistletoe?

Blasting mad queefs on your north pole?

Does she whisper your name

Through her dusty gash?

Oh tell me Santa

Does Mrs. Claus do that?

'Cause I'm down to clown

Turn you upside down

Snowing white pubes all over the ground

Just call my name and we'll have a blast

Oh tell me Santa

Does Mrs. Claus do that?

I wanna be degraded like a piece of shit

You need a freak bitch on the naughty list

Candy canes in your crazy Ain

The elves can watch our reindeer games

Hey there Santa

How've you been?

I've been good, just queefing again

I've got a wish

It's just for you

But I gotta know if Mrs. Claus comes through

Does she fist your hole

Under the mistletoe?

Blasting mad queefs on your north pole?

Does she whisper your name

Through her dusty gash?

Oh tell me Santa

Does Mrs. Claus do that?

'Cause I'm down to clown, to clown

Turn you upside down

Snowing white pubes all over the ground

Just call my name and we'll have a blast

Oh tell me Santa

Does Mrs. Claus do that?

Do that

Tell me Santa

Does Mrs. Claus do that?