Once I knew a hero from Prague's Old Town
If your meat's not kosher, he'll smite you down
Use your fork not for pork, Friday, Saturday do not work! Righteous as a rabbi, justice without a gown
The evil spirit Dybbuk gave him might and spite
He fought it and became the super Israelite!
Racists, Nazis, kiss your life goodbye
Captain Hanukkah Captain Hanukkah Captain Hanukkah The fist of Adonai!
Yahwe's strong believer from the ghetto of Prague Phantom from Yeshiva, a knight of synagogue
His gun fires nine nine times like menorah
The only man on Earth who looks hot in fedora