[00:22.92]On nights like this
[00:30.38]When the world's a bit amiss
[00:38.33]And the lights go down across the trailer park
[00:47.50]I get down, I feel had
[00:53.20]I feel on the verge of going mad
[01:00.65]And then it's time to punch the clock
[01:04.88]I put on some make-up
[01:08.76]And turn on the tape deck
[01:12.83]And pull the wig back on my head
[01:20.66]Suddenly I'm Miss Midwest Midnight checkout queen
[01:26.60]Until I head home
[01:28.79]And I put myself to bed
[01:38.92]I look back on where I'm from
[01:43.17]Look at the woman I've become
[01:47.00]And the strangest things seem suddenly routine
[01:53.62]I look up from my Vermouth on the rocks
[01:58.03]The gift wrapped wig still in the box
[02:02.59]Of towering velveteen
[02:05.31]I put on some make-up
[02:09.00]Some Lavern Baker
[02:12.84]I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf
[02:20.07]Suddenly I'm Miss Beehive 1963
[02:25.66]Until I wake up
[02:27.81]And I turn back to myself
[02:38.04]Some girls they have natural ease
[02:42.25]They wear it any way they please
[02:46.42]With their French flip curls and perfumed magazines
[02:52.79]Wear it up, let it down
[02:56.99]This is the best way that I've found
[03:00.89]To be the best you've ever seen
[03:04.31]I put on some make-up
[03:08.09]Turn on the A-track
[03:11.35]I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf
[03:19.21]Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett from TV
[03:24.72]Until I wake up
[03:27.06]And I turn back to myself
[03:32.64]Shag, bi-level, Bob, Dorothy Hamill do
[03:35.82]Sausage curl, chicken wings, it's all because of you
[03:39.01]With your blow dried, feather backed Toni home wave, too
[03:42.30]Flip, for, frizz, flop, it's all because of you
[03:45.43]It's all because of you, it's all because of you
[03:53.18]Okay,Everybody
[04:04.65]I put on some make-up
[04:08.42]Turn up the A-track
[04:11.67]I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf(wonderful)
[04:19.42]Suddenly I'm this punk rock star of stage and screen
[04:25.09]And I ain't never
[04:28.09]I'm never turning back