LAPD, you need to handcuff me
Handcuff me
I forgot to take my meds
It's going to my head
So I got a drink instead.
So crazy like a clecto,
Freaky freaky freako,
Let's give them all a freak show
Standing in the middle of this party, party
All my jack up I feel my heart pounding
Pounding, alarm is sounding

LAPD you need to handcuff me
I'm saying, handcuff me
LAPD you need to handcuff me, I'm saying
Handcuff me, I'm saying, handcuff me
I'll be party in jail, no need to pay my bill
Officer, I caught a tail,
There's a kid in that uniform
Someone give me some chloroform
I want to ride his unicorn
Standing in the middle of this party, party
All my jack up I feel my heart pounding
Alarm is sounding

LAPD you need to handcuff me
Handcuff me, I'm saying, handcuff me
LAPD you need to handcuff me
Handcuff me, I'm saying, handcuff me
Who brought the elephant?
Oh that's irrelevant
I wanna take it for a ride yeah
Just for the hell of it
Who brought that elephant?
Oh that's irrelevant
I wanna take it for a ride yeah
Just for the hell of it

Standing in the middle of this party, party
All my jack up I feel my heart pounding, pounding
Standing in the middle of this party, party
All my jack up I feel my heart pounding, pounding
Alarm is sounding

LAPD you need to handcuff me
Handcuff me, I'm saying, handcuff me
LAPD you need to handcuff me
Handcuff me, I'm saying, handcuff me
Who brought the elephant?
Who brought the elephant?
Who brought the elephant?
I wanna take it for a ride yeah
Just for the hell of it